Ariel Sharon = oh, ran Israel

rash, earn oil
Iran has role?
ah, Iran loser
share no liar
shorn aerial
real hairs, no

Arnold Schwarzenegger = grr, he?s now crazed angel

he's grown large 'n crazed
crazed leghorns gnawer
Wagner scherzo dangler

Ayatollah Khomeini = ak, I hate holy oilman

hail, hail, to a monkey

Camilla Parker Bowles = I'm Palace balls worker

came like pro, raw balls
Balmoral screw like pa
we, Balmoral parks lice
Balmoral prick weasel
swipe a Balmoral clerk
we lack real aplomb, sir
wreck pair, so all blame

Chairman Mao = I am on a march
I am a monarch

Clinton and Bush = on bandit's lunch

Condoleeza Rice = I concealed zero!

Diana Frances Spencer = ascend Paris en France

Donald Rumsfeld = meddler of lands

slumland fodder
land of muddlers
small D.O.D. refund?
smaller D.O.D. fund?
led old arms fund
armed dolls fund
dull and deforms
me droll? add funs

Dwight D. Eisenhower = now write, high deeds

God, white swineherd
wedding with heroes

Dwight David Eisenhower = he did view the war doings

he hit and widows grieved

Emperor Octavian = captain over Rome
ever a Roman topic
poor, creative man

Fidel Castro = so daft relic

Florida sect
a Cold strife
I scaled fort
Red: it?s focal
stolid farce
docile farts

Franklin Delano Roosevelt = vote for Landon ere all sink

love for Stalin, rankled one
no novel deal for real skint

Gary Condit = O trying cad
at orgy in D.C.
cryo-dating?
ain't D.C. gory?

General Custer = curse Grant, Lee

George Bush = he bugs Gore

O, he buggers
huge Gore BS
huge BS ogre
sub hero egg
ego bugs her
huge or begs

George Walker Bush = blush, war geek ogre
we're OK, beggar lush

George Herbert Walker Bush = huge, berserk, rebel warthog

George Washington = war on, he gets going

engaging to whores
reason, with eggnog

Golda Mier = E.G. I am Lord

I'm real dog
old mirage
Lord image

Hillary Clinton = only I can thrill

I'll not lynch liar
lynch a trillion
lynch all in riot

Janet Reno = earn on jet

John Kerry = horny jerk

King Henry the Eighth = think the high energy

hey, knight-thing here

King Hussein = nuke hissing
sink huge sin

Lady Diana Spencer = say! landed a prince!
Leroy Newton Gingrich = right-winger only once

yon right-winger clone
growing incoherently
grow incoherent lying

Lyndon Baines Johnson = so ninny handles no job

Marie Antoinette = one in a trim-a-tete

terminate on a tie
a termination tee
mention eat, irate

Mary Queen of Scots = O fear my conquests!

fame conquers toys
steamy of conquers

Napoleon Bonaparte = no, not appear on Elba

no, a trap open on Elba

Nelson Mandela = lean and solemn

a non-small need

Newt Gingrich = wrenching git

Nikita Khrushchev = shhh, nuke via trick

Oliver North = thorn or evil

evil horn rot

Osama Bin Laden = a damn alien SOB

is a banal demon
old man in a base
an Islam bad one
I am also banned
O, a damnable sin
so bad alien man
a bad man lies on
a nomad lesbian
is an able nomad
in a mad one's lab
I, bad man on sale
is alone bad man
I, a damnable son
bad as Lenin, Mao
bad also in name
O man, bad aliens!

President Abraham Lincoln = brash manner? political end

enact on sharp, liberal mind
this American-born led plan
non-small chap, tinier beard
end Americans? ill born path
races in thralldom? I pen ban

President Bush of the USA = a fresh one, but he's stupid

Prince Charles = scalp enricher

Princess Diana = ascend in Paris

end in a car spin
dies in car, snap

Princess Margaret = crap German sister
Queen Victoria = I antique cover

I vainer coquet
O, I quite craven

Ralph Nader = plan harder

ran, held par
hear plan Dr.

Richard Milhouse Nixon = climax ruined his honour

climax is hinder honour
is human, horrid lexicon
innoxious harmer child
in unheroic Marx in hold

Ronald Reagan = an oral danger

adrenal groan
learn a dragon

Ronald Wilson Reagan = no darlings, no ERA law

a lone insane warlord
insane Anglo warlord
now a gnarled liar, son
so grand an Orwellian
goal now: slander Iran
a warning, an old loser

Ross Perot = pro tosser

Rudy Giuliani = I dig unruly, Ai!

I aid ugly ruin

Senator John McCain = no, isn't major chance

Spiro Agnew = grow a penis!

grow a spine

Teddy Kennedy = dent dyke deny

The Prince of Wales = I, who left a Spencer

fine, wet, loser chap
one epic, Welsh fart
this welfare ponce
wasn't chief eloper
can't feel his power
I place few thrones
if the Crown please
wife's place: throne?

The Princess of Wales = ah, self-respect is won

Tony Blair = Tory in lab

a lib n' Tory
try on a lib
t-bony liar
liar by ton
I ably torn
only a Brit
tiny Labor
lay Briton
lay on Brit
I nobly rat
Royal n' bit
by no trial
boy, n' trial
n' oily brat
try: oil ban
bar it only
torn Libya
bin rat lay
not by rail
try Albion
rainy blot
orbit n' lay

William Clinton = an ill clown, I'm it

William Jefferson Clinton = jilts nice woman, in for fall

female joins clown in flirt
fine: if in jam, controls well
jail Mrs. Clinton, felon wife
won small frolic in fine jet
firm, clean fellow, joint sin

America = I am care

I'm a race

Be All That You Can Be = obey, launch a battle

Berlin Wall = well bar nil

Bosnian War Crimes = Serbian racism won

British House of Commons = fine, boorish, smooth scum

British Realm = her tribalism

bar Hitlerism

Capital Punishment = pain thumps a client

penal hit, amps cut in
times up, plainchant

Columbia = O, I'm a club

Declaration of Independence = no finer deed, an ideal concept

end colonied era, if act penned
fine peace intented, darn cool
it encoded pinnacle end of era
nice chip denoted end of an era

Democratic System = testy, cosmic dream

Department of Defense = daft feds rope teen men

Election Results = lies, let's recount

Fascism in America = I am a nicer fascism

I'm a man's sacrifice

Federal Bureau of Investigation =

if found alive, abuse, interrogate
favorite agent buried alien's UFO
but a figure of evidential reason
O, for beautiful agents are divine
on average, beautiful, ironfisted
a beautiful giant is done forever

French Revolution = run forth violence

God Bless America = I massacred globe

slice 'em Arab dogs
I'd massacre globe
I'm a gross debacle

Great Britain = battering IRA

grit beat rain
grin, bare a tit
giant rarebit
I get a BR train
iterating: Bar

Houses of Parliament = the amoral use of spin

loonies far up the Thames
meet piranhas so foul
apes shout or inflame
house for pet animals
I am poor hatefulness

Illuminati = I am ill unit

In God We Trust = twisted or gun

got weird nuts
writes to dung
undergo twist
it's wet ground

I Internal Revenue Service = receive a return, enlivens

a crueler sneer, inventive
relieve uncertain nerves
I've earnt? seen clever ruin
eviler, reverent nuisance

International Space Station = it is not a pleasant container

it is not a planet, or as ancient
O, CIA, antenna listens, patriot

King and Country = tyrannic dung OK

Libertarian = retail brain

Medal of Honor = damn fool hero

of modern halo

Military Service = scary, virile time

it carries my evil
my evil, it's racier

NASA Space Program = rampages on as crap

maps sap arrogance

National Aeronautics and Space Administration =

Aim is to land pods in/near USA area. Can it? No, it can't

North Atlantic Treaty Organisation =

rational anger, shoot Titanic tyrant

Palestine Liberation Organization =

Israel at a TNT blaze, I ignore opinion

Palestine Liberation Organisation =

I go plot a riot in Israel, an insane bet

Parliament = armpit lane

er, napalm it!
PM: a Ten liar
partial men
rampant lie
I'm paternal

Politician = I, in Capitol

I nail topic

Politicians = topical is in

solicit pain
lip is action
is in Capitol
in social pit
I optical sin

Queen and Country = any conquered nut

Senator = treason

neo-Tsar
are snot

Senators = sane sort

assert 'NO!

Soviet Union = O, UN veto is in

State of the Union Address = dishonest data? sure, often

United States herd on sofa
head for United States, son
use father's outdate notions
tuned softheads set on-air

Statue of Liberty = built to stay free

by a tourist fleet

Supreme Court = corrupt? sue me!

computer user

The American Free Press = I'm a sharp-set reference

I am sharpest reference

The American Revolution = much tea in river, a lot

our achievement on trial
O arm each volunteer in it

The Bill of Rights = so, filth, blighter

The British Crown = witch in brothers

borne with Christ

The British Parliament = hint: the Imperial brats

The Civil War = arch evil wit

The Cold War = cheat world

The Declaration of Independence =

can pen a nice old deed of thirteen

The First Lady = has felt dirty

The First World War = raw, self-worth dirt

The French Revolution = violent hunt for cheer

event left rich honour?
over the Chunnel for it

The Geneva Convention = the one given covenant

The Great War = what a regret!

The Holocaust = echo that soul

The House of Representatives = thou see there a nest of vipers

The Houses of Parliament = top man here's a foul shite

loonies far up the Thames
the shameful operations
often pushes lame hot-air
PM's of a hostile nature, eh?
the, uh, professional team?
the tearful homo sapiens
the fat homo sapiens rule
Forum: 'Is not Heath asleep'?
a fearless Pitt, Hume, Hoon
aha, stop the senile forum
has lust on Empire of Hate

The Irish Republican Army = relay much pain, re: British
IRA? a prime, slithery bunch

yep, I can harm British rule

The Legislature = elite slaughter
The Royal Family = 'The Firm' loyal? ya

tally-ho, May fire!
a real filthy, O my
tally-ho, am fiery
tally-ho, me fairy
they if amorally

The Russian Revolution = no virtuous Stalin here

the over ruinous
Oh Stalin is our venture
Lenin routs the Saviour

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